I am not a Twilight fan. I've neither read a book or seen a movie. I do know that the movie stars a little something named Kristen Stewart. The other thing I know is that Kristen is always photographed and pretty much always looks really angry that she's super famous and wealthy. A while back, this is why I named her Stankface. She has a stank face and you can't deny it. (Examples: here, here, here, and here.) I've always had this thing with celebrities who get into showbiz and then cry about the fact that they have no privacy. Did they not know what they signed up for? Do they know about Marilyn Monroe or Anna Nicole Smith, or Britney Spears for that matter? Anyway, one of the biggest things that people bug Kristen about is whether she's dating Robert Pattison (her dreamy vampirey co-star), and here's what she says. It seems to me that she's not on top of the whole "staying sane" thing."The only way that I'm able to stay sane is to protect myself, and like, I know that it doesn't matter how you answer a question, it's going to tip. Someone's going to say, 'She's totally with him,' or, 'No, I don't think she is,' so it's sort of like, I don't care. You just have to seriously be like, have it, have it all. Take my, you know what I mean, just like, you want my shoes? Here you go, what size do you wear?"













